What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:53

You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why is the world male-dominated?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”